Sometimes keeping it short and sweet is the best way to go. Such is the way for ridiculous animal laws in the lovely state of West Virginia. These are good.
• In Alderson, one may not walk a lion, tiger, or leopard, even on a leash. Even on a leash? They are really cracking down on exotics in West Virginia. At least I can still walk my panther.
• It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. I don't even know what to say. This is wrong on so many levels.
• Roadkill may be taken home for supper. And why shouldn't it be? That burning rubber flavor can't be acquired at the local bar & grill.
Come back next week and check out Wisconsin with us!
Law information source: stupidlaws.com and dumblaws.com. State outline source: freedomtomarry.org.